Britney Spears, Mars Curiosity Tweet About Space

Britney Spears is apparently is on top of current events.

The singer, or whatever intern she has running her Twitter, was tweeting at NASA's Mars Curiosity rover earlier this week, and it was pretty funny!

The singer wrote, "So @MarsCuriosity... does Mars look the same as it did in 2000?" She included a link to her video for "Oops!...I Did It Again."

Britney "visited" Mars in that video ... playing out an interplanetary love story and setting an intergalactic camel toe record with her red latex catsuit.

The best part? Mars Curiosity responded!

From the red planet (or at least the NASA Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif.), the Cur-zizzle took a break from collecting samples to post.

Madonna Points Gun to Head on Stage in London

Madonna. Is she a revolutionary, provocative entertainer? Or an aging act desperate for attention?

This question has been posed over the last couple weeks, as the Material Girl has gone to unusually extreme lengths on stage during various concerts.

She mooned a crowd in Rome. She purposely slipped a nip in Istanbul. She cried in Berlin. She's facing a lawsuit for flashing a Swastika over the face of a politician in Paris.

And, last night in London, she pulled out a gun and pointed it at her cranium during the single "Gang Bang."

Following the controversy over Lindsay Lohan's recent gun-toting spread - the national suicide hotline referred to that act as "grossly irresponsible," considering the troubled individuals who pull the trigger in real life - it's safe to assume Madonna will also come under fire now for the maneuver.

Octomom Sued For Bailing on Strip Club Gig

In the wake of Octomom Nadya Suleman's decision not to show any T&A in their club, T's Lounge is suing her to make she sure

she doesn't take her assets elsewhere.

T's Lounge wants at least $15,000 for the trouble of hiring, then losing, Nadya Suleman to rival Playboy Gentleman's Club

in Hollywood, Fla., which secured her "services" after she unceremoniously bailed on T's last month.

The true damages are "unascertainable," the suit laments ... but $15K will do it.

Octomom bailed on the gig amid trash talk from T's strippers, she says. The club denies this, but says regardless, she

can't strip in the area for at least 90 days.

Also, per the lawsuit, her contract stipulated that she needed to give 35 days' notice if she intended to cancel, and that

she only gave them 34 before pulling out.

"It means so much to be the first one to get her," T's owner Gary Odle said to the Palm Beach Post. "With this sort of

thing, you have to be first out of the box."

Probably Wicked Pictures' rationale for fast-tracking the Octomom porn film.

Barring a judge's intervention, hornballs/gawkers can still go to the Playboy Gentleman's Club on Friday to "see Octomom

take it off," or so their ads say.

Little Mix star Jesy Nelson in 'kidnap threat' by drug gang

Jesy Nelson's brother Johnny Nelson has been given a 10-month suspended sentence after being convicted of selling cocaine.

The unemployed sibling of the Little Mix star, who had a £100-a-day coke habit he's now quit, claimed in court he was forced to sell drugs after a drug dealer 'discussed' trying to abuct the 20-year-old singer.

Johnny testified: 'I spoke to him (Mr Turner) on the phone - he had threatened to kidnap my sister because she had just become famous.

'He called me again and said, "You will have to do me a few favours".'

The 23-year-old also claimed his arm was broken when three men working for the dealer assaulted him with a wooden baseball bat.

He was ordered to complete 200 hours' community service and pay £600 court costs, reports the Daily Mirror.

Jesy, who shot to stardom after she won The X Factor 2011 with
bandmates Perrie Edwards, Leigh-Anne Pinnock and Jade Thirlwall, is an anti-drugs campaigner and mum Janis, 51, is a Police Community Support Officer,

There is no suggestion that Jesy, from Romford, Essex, was aware of her brother's dealing.

Kim, Kourtney and Khloe to Kome Out with Makeup Line

The plans of Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian to someday profit from every aspect of the universe has taken another step, as the sisters announced this week plans to add to their books, fragrances, clothes, swimwear and home collections.

With a makeup line!

We're so excited to partner with Boldface Licensing+Branding on this new venture. There's a glam girl in all of us and it's a dream come true to have our own makeup line and to share it with women around the world," the Kardashians said in a statement.

Look for eyelashes, mascaras and Kardazzle Compacts (can't believe we just wrote that) to be available in time for Christmas, and then many more products to become available in 2013.

The only question remaining, considering how the Kardashians went topless in one ad and sported lingerie in another: How will the sisters market their makeup?